going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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dude i like i cringe when i still hear the term “friend zone” it’s like ok get over it if ur not someone’s type, it’s cool if ur nice but the fact you expect something more than friendship from apparently being “genuine” just proves ur a fucking scumbag so talk 2 the hand u moron
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